The Rise and Fall of George Tenet
Former CIA Director George Tenet sits at a mahogany desk in the corner office of the appropriately secretive investment bank Allen & Company. A glass of scotch sits atop a granite coaster while a cigarette smolders in a nearby ashtray. He admires the many leather-bound books enshrined on his bookshelf. His personal assistant, Kenneth Bridgewater, enters excitedly.
Kenneth: George, you’re never going to believe it!
George: Kenneth, do not waste my time, for you know that I have seen all things and believe in nothing.
Kenneth: One of the rappers has put you into one of his rap songs!
George: Oh, for reals? Which one?
Kenneth: Kanye West. The song is called “Click,” sir.
He launches Spotify and hides his “Eagles Greatest Hits” playlist, embarrassed. After 5 minutes of searching, he discovers that the song is called “Clique.”
*Listening* Yeah I’m talking business, we talking CIA / I’m talking George Tenet, I seen him the other day / He asked me about my Maybach, think he had the same / Except mine tinted and his might have been rented