The Rise and Fall of George Tenet

Former CIA Director George Tenet sits at a mahogany desk in the corner office of the appropriately secretive investment bank Allen & Company.  A glass of scotch sits atop a granite coaster while a cigarette smolders in a nearby ashtray.  He admires the many leather-bound books enshrined on his bookshelf.  His personal assistant, Kenneth Bridgewater, enters excitedly.

Kenneth: George, you’re never going to believe it!

George: Kenneth, do not waste my time, for you know that I have seen all things and believe in nothing.

Kenneth: One of the rappers has put you into one of his rap songs!

George: Oh, for reals?  Which one?

Kenneth: Kanye West.  The song is called “Click,” sir.

George: Sweeeeet.

He launches Spotify and hides his “Eagles Greatest Hits” playlist, embarrassed.  After 5 minutes of searching, he discovers that the song is called “Clique.”  

*Listening* Yeah I’m talking business, we talking CIA / I’m talking George Tenet, I seen him the other day / He asked me about my Maybach, think he had the same / Except mine tinted and his might have been rented

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